You know how it goes after every divorce, you have to get your things and put them in boxes and move them to a shabby little apartment across town until you can find another life partner with a house.
Pack, unpack, repeat.
It gets REALLY boring always taking things out of boxes only to put them back in again, so this time we decided just to leave most of our possessions in the boxes until the next time our truly unpleasant personality forces us to relocate again (read: GET THE F OUT OF MY LIFE AHOLE).
Here are some of those items.
Okay so generally furniture doesn’t go in boxes but we are counting the plastic wrap as a box, like those shoes you can get in Mexico that don’t come in shoe boxes, just plastic wrap. The packaging counts as a box, and these babies are staying in the package until she runs us out of town on a rail.
This Beanie Baby collection is staying under lock and key. In fact, they won’t even know how rich we really are until it is TOO LATE.
BOXES FOR THE BOXES
You never know when The Fight is going to happen, and it is best to be prepared, scout. We are going to keep spare boxes inside our boxes in case we need to leave with all our stuff in a hurry.
THE LAST WIFE
Best kept in pieces in plastic garbage bags inside of boxes.