Reports have been coming in about a pair of freaks who both ordered the same thing for dinner over at Chu Wei’s Fine Chinese.
‘I’ll have the kung pao chicken,’ said the first freak.
The second freak opened her mouth and said THE SAME THING.
She said, ‘I’ll have the kung pao chicken.’
The waiter said, ‘Excuse me?’ because he could not believe his ears.
‘I’ll have the kung pao chicken,’ the second freak repeated, as thunder rolled outside the building and everyone turned to look at the offending table.
‘But that is what your freak friend is having,’ the waiter stammered, falling into a nearby chair.
The first freak said, ‘We are both having the kung pao chicken chicken icken icken icken,’ and the waiter screamed and ran into the kitchen with his hair on fire, and a long earthquake shook the midwestern earth and hail and locusts rained from an angry sky.
Police have been dispatched to the scene of the crime, where it is uncertain if Chu Wei has served the order.
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