His Excellency Klaus Iohannis the President of Romania somehow has your number and has been calling you up every half hour trying to convince you to listen to a speech he is getting ready for the United Nations.
‘It’s just weird,’ you told The Gorko while getting extra cheese stuffed crust delivered to your Peoria home. ‘I mean, why me?’
Mr. Iohannis is known for his fondness of tsuica, the Romanian plum wine, and during the last call was definitely slurring his words.
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