DARK CARAMEL DOUBLE MOCHA MACCHIATA VANILLA LATTE EXPRESS: NOT LEGAL IN SLOVAKIA

The dark caramel double mocha macchiata vanilla latte express has been banned in Slovakia for unfathomable reasons, reports Gorko correspondent Fishy Wishy.

IF I DON’T GET MY DARK CARAMEL DOUBLE EM VANIMALLA LATTE EXPRESS I AM GOING TO GO CUHRAZY, typed Fish, apparently jabbing his phone extra hard. Fish has been working on a caffeine-sugar dependency for a number of years and was counseled NOT to leave the United States of America, ever.

All your thoughts and prayers will be appreciated.

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