HURRICANE ELMO CAUSES NO DAMAGE IN FLORIDA BECAUSE WE JUST MADE HURRICANE ELMO UP

As thousands abandoned their houses and traveled north in response to a call for evacuation Hurricane Elmo made landfall in eastern Florida late last night. Surprisingly the havoc it was expected to wreak on the mostly just trailer parks and circus tents and carnival rides in that part of the state did not come about, probably because well to be honest we just made Hurricane Elmo up.

That’s right, this is a Category 5, 300-mile wide storm with 120-mile-an-hour winds that does not exist.

Photo by Adam Kring on Unsplash

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3 responses to “HURRICANE ELMO CAUSES NO DAMAGE IN FLORIDA BECAUSE WE JUST MADE HURRICANE ELMO UP”

  1. Oh, you funny. I live in East Central Florida. Please do not jinx us. As I might be moving back to Oregon next summer, I hope to have a very uneventful hurricane season. We really need greeting cards to share with all our hurricane-prone friends. lol.

    1. We thought we would publish this well before hurricane season. Best of luck to anyone in hurricane zones. We ourselves have dealt with earthquakes and tornadoes.

      1. I’ve been in both of those too. Honestly, I’ll take the Hurricane over the tornado, and depends upon the type of earthquake. I was in four in Oregon-all babies.

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