Our green juice recipe is full of fresh, zesty kale, cucumber, lime, apples and celery! Loaded with a hearty splash of vodka, this juice is healthy and fun!
You know about the health benefits of drinking your daily tallboy of green juice: better digestion, a stronger immune system, increased metabolism, glowing happy countenance, et cetera, et cetera. But did you know that your special green juice recipe tastes even better with a splash of 80-proof (or stronger) vodka?
Check out our recipe below.
GREEN JUICE VODKA DELITE
INGREDIENTS
2 bunches of fresh, curly kale
1 cucumber
1 large lime
2 ripe green apples
3 stalks celery
1 tray of ice cubes
1 fifth vodka
PREPARATION
Wash everything and chop the veggies. Set aside. I prefer to pour myself a vodka on the rocks while I do this so I don’t slip into an ugly depression. Cut the kale into strips, cube the cucumber, core the apple and cut into chunks, deflower the celery (with a knife) and cut it into short lengths. Toss everything along with the ice and a hearty splash of vodka into the blender. Blend on HIGH until everything goes together and it looks like juice. Serve into a tall, chilled glass with a salted rim. Garnish with a slice of cucumber, and repeat until vodka is gone.
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