THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON THEM DIVIDED BY WELL YOU KNOW

4 dinners out, non-Dutch: $136.75

2 awful movies that they liked: $25

12 coffee dates (Dutch but you would not have bought any coffee if it hadn’t been for them, you hate coffee): $45.29

2 unfortunately premature birthday gifts (hat, Zippo): $75.83

that time they ‘borrowed taxi money’ (never repaid): $20

ferry ride to Black Lagoon: $14.50

50 ft yellow polyester rope: $11.49

.22 caliber hollow-point bullets: $42.09

hacksaw: $12.49

shovel: $23.99

non-slip barnlime, 56 lbs: $12.99

TOTAL: $420.42 (four hundred and twenty dollars and forty-two cents)

DIVIDED BY: well, you know

= TOTALLY WORTH EVERY CENT

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

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One response to “THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON THEM DIVIDED BY WELL YOU KNOW”

  1. Sounds like you got your money back.

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