4 dinners out, non-Dutch: $136.75
2 awful movies that they liked: $25
12 coffee dates (Dutch but you would not have bought any coffee if it hadn’t been for them, you hate coffee): $45.29
2 unfortunately premature birthday gifts (hat, Zippo): $75.83
that time they ‘borrowed taxi money’ (never repaid): $20
ferry ride to Black Lagoon: $14.50
50 ft yellow polyester rope: $11.49
.22 caliber hollow-point bullets: $42.09
hacksaw: $12.49
shovel: $23.99
non-slip barnlime, 56 lbs: $12.99
TOTAL: $420.42 (four hundred and twenty dollars and forty-two cents)
DIVIDED BY: well, you know
= TOTALLY WORTH EVERY CENT
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