Claims that there is no right way to eat a Peppepidge Farms Goldfish Cracker have come under scrutiny by local children Nadira and Sally, who took it upon themselves earlier today to find the definitive way to eat the reportedly cheesy, dreamy snack food.
‘Mmm, cheesy,’ said Nadira.
Reported the other Gorko expert, Sally, ‘Dreamy!’
The full report will be published at some point.
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