GORKO BREAKING NEWS
In what appears to be a developing situation, it is midnight and the lights are still on at Jack and Barbara’s house, which has led to speculation by local experts as to WHY THE LIGHTS ARE ON.
‘We do not want to jump to conclusions and say that he murdered her, but we HAVE heard raised voices late at night and on Tuesday there was the slammed door,’ reported neighbor and Barbara’s best friend Suzanne Jasport from behind a tree.
Suzanne’s husband Bert said, ‘If anyone murdered anyone it was BARBARA killed JACK. She drinks, you know.’
The incident has been reported to authorities and police supposedly are on their way to the scene of the of the of the incident.