Local father Jeff told Gorko reporters this morning that he had been horrified to discover a bucket list in the dresser of his 14-year-old son Micah, as the list reportedly did not contain even a single mention of 1980’s actress and model Jamie Lee Curtis, known to many of Jeff’s generation as just ‘T*ts’ Curtis.
‘So he wants to go to Disneyland, fine,’ spluttered the shocked and confused father as he tipped us for the pizza, ‘but what about Jamie Lee Curtis? There was not even a single mention of her on this so-called bucket list!’
Other things Micah would like to do before he dies, and we mean if he could do ANYTHING he wanted in the world, include skydiving, swimming with the dolphins, and shaking the hand of Tom Brady.
‘Tom Brady, my Lord,’ keened Micah’s father as we backed off the porch.