The water cooler squirt whose name is Andy or Brian or something has been reported walking tall, that is correct, positively strutting around the office since helping to carry a fairly heavy box of paper products down the hall and into Franco’s office.
‘He has been lounging by his cubicle wall for fifteen minutes checking out his own biceps,’ whispered Barbara to Gorko reporters as she signed for the donuts and coffee delivery.
The water cooler squirt apparently was knocked down in last month’s office basketball tournament and went home early without making eye contact with anyone. Hopes are high however for a self-esteem building experience today.
‘Franco told me, and don’t put this in your newspaper but, Franco said that he is going to give him a couple of boxes to carry every week. It’ll be good for the little squirt,’ confided Barbara, as Andy or Brian walked past with his chest out and head held high.