You know that coworker who always reminds you during the meeting 10 am on St. Patrick’s Day that today you should have worn green? Well I am the guy here to tell you that today is Muumuu Monday, guys, where are your cheery loose Hawaiian onesies!
Well after you have dressed and come to work.
Because those look like modern business suits!
Wrong day entirely folks.
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