COMING THIS MONTH TO THE GORKO GAZETTE‘S PEORIA-BASED HALL OF STARES: NEW SHRINES TO STAFF MEMBER INDUCTEES LEMON REILLY, MITCHELL KENNEDY, RADDY
Many new readers, hearing of The Hall of Stares for the first time, picture the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame but with dizzying Escher-like stairs emerging from floor, ceiling, and walls. Well the Gorko Hall of Stares is nothing nearly so grotesque. It is a virtual hall full of visual and written tributes to the most legendary Gorko staff writers and janitors of all time. Among this year’s inductees are Lemon, Mitch, and Raddy, whose portraits were hung (and persons we presume hanged) in the Hall during a special ceremony last evening.
MEET THE ARTIST: JEN OF MORONIC ARTS
Jen is a gothic weirdo who makes up stories about fake people doing stupid things, and posts them to their blog called MoronicArts. Sometimes Jen draws strange pictures. Size matters; over 300 of these short and even shorter stories might be found at MoronicArts.com. Maybe.
LEMON REILLY: Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath
MITCHELL KENNEDY: SENIOR MOVIE REVIEWER
EIC RADDY, INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
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