THE LATEST IN OUR CONTINUING LIFE HACKS FROM FAMOUS CELEBRITIES: SIMON AND GARFUNKEL TALK ABOUT LIFE, LOVE, AND HOW TO BE A SPARROW, NOT A SNAIL.
SIMON: See I’d rather be a sparrow than a snail
GARFUNKLE: Yes, I would too. If I could.
SIMON: I surely would rather be a hammer than a nail.
GARFUNKLE: Yes, I would too. If I only could.
SIMON: I’d rather sail away like a swan that’s here and gone.
GARFUNKLE. Yes. A man gets tied up to the ground. He gives the world its saddest sound.
SIMON: I’d rather be a forest than a street.
GARFUNKLE: Yes, I would too. Definitely, if I could.
SIMON: I surely would rather feel the earth beneath my feet.
GARFUNKLE: Yes, I would also rather feel the earth beneath my feet. Surely. If only I could, I would.
