This clumsy boy broke the entire internet earlier this morning. It has taken experts more than three hours to get us back online. The boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he is wanted in more than fifteen states. If you see him tell him his mother is looking for him and contact your local authorities.
DO NOT under any circumstances try to detain him. He is considered armed and dangerous.
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