He can be so forgetful and thoughtless that sometimes it is almost like he is doing it on purpose. Last year he forgot your anniversary and just last week he neglected to compliment you on your new bob (a bob is a fancy haircut), but what really truly hurts is when he forgets to add the oregano to your favorite salad dressing, a lemon garlic vinaigrette.
Below is a list of all the times he did this.
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY IN 2014
It was your birthday. You had just turned 43. He forgot the oregano and the black pepper. You were basically forced to chew on lettuce doused in vinegar.
FOR THE CHURCH POTLUCK IN JULY OF 2017
He forgot the oregano and then denied it in front of everyone including the pastor. You had to change churches.
He did it again, and this may be the sprig that breaks the camel’s back, as they say. You can either leave him or give up eating salad altogether.