Mister Trendsetter himself, Uncle Toby, has just gotten a new haircut, and man is it groovy.
‘Yeah he was sure to mention it about fifty times before we even sat down to dinner,’ local child Nadira reported to Gorko reporters, who had already been appraised of the developing situation by a thickly scented Toby. ‘If you ask me he is overcompensating.’
Uncle Toby was dumped Friday by his not-yet-girlfriend Barbara from the office, and until storming out to the barber’s had spent the weekend in his room, ordering pizzas from Julio’s.
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