Tired of wasting your time (no pun intended) searching for support groups where there are tons of eligible, fit time travelers eager to get to know stunning non-time-traveler-type singles? Well look no further, The Gorko‘s brief guide to really fit time travelers at support groups promises to have cracked the problem. And as it turns out, the really fit time travelers may well have been sitting right under your nose all this time!
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
Who says that really fit time travelers are not also recovering alcoholics? According to Time Traveler Hookup dot com, more and more non-time-travelers have been discovered by really fit time travelers at AA meetings. Imagine when they open their sexy lips and say, My name is Jimminy Wimpleton, and I am a time traveler from the Age of Eulatia.
AMERICAN FOUNDATION FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION
What better use for a time machine than to go back in time and prevent suicide? You may even find a really fit time traveler who is trying to prevent YOUR suicide because they have already fallen for you.
FERTILITY FOUNDATION
Your really fit time traveler will know all about the role your guilt and shame over your infertility will play in weakening and eventual destroying your relationship, and they will be there to try to save your love, and probably take back some of the very hurtful, mean things they said to you on the first go-round.
Whatever support group you eventually choose, remember to keep your tin foil tight.
the really fit time travelers may well have been sitting right under your nose all this time!
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