WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID OR THE FACT THAT A PIECE OF MY SALAD FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH AND LANDED IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE

Was it something I said or the fact that a piece of my salad flew out of my mouth and landed in your orange juice?

Here, let me help you get it out.

Shit, sorry, got most of my hand in there.

Wait, what’s wrong?

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