Gorko EIC obviously receives a lot of mail from real and sexy people, but what you may not have known about are the vast piles of sexy SPAM mail he is also forced to sift through, Victorian style, with tweezers as he searches for earnest contributions to this fine magazine. Here are the top 10 sexiest spamjobs of summer 2022.
AVISO, DISCLAIMER, AGUAS, ACHTUNG: All entries culled from actual emails in the Raddy SPAMbox with minimal editing or do you think we would make this shit up you pervert.
#10 NORA L SMITH: KNOCK ME JUST ONCE
Nora writes: I just created it for sex. After meet we will arrange a place for sex, if you don’t mind we can have sex in my house for a long time without any fear. Knock me just once. If you believe me by being interested in real sex, then knock me on my own profile, otherwise there is no need.
#9 BRANDY J. CAPONE: THOSE OF US WHO ARE BELEW
Brandy writes: Hello Hot Boys. Are you all well ? Some of our girlfriends are ready to make your mute better and more romantic. We took a few days off from our office to enjoy sex. We sent this message to a few more people including you, so that our sex is full. Hope to see you soon. Those of us who are belew.
#8 ANNA [KISS KISS]: FILL BACK THE LIMB WITH JUICE
Anna kiss kiss writes: Fill back the limb with juice. If we like someone in the video, we can meet. For those who don’t like video sex, please don’t bother unnecessarily. Thank you mates.
#7 DONALD W. JOHNSON: HELLO SWEETHEART???? ????
Donald writes: Hello Sweetheart???? ???? I live alone in my home. You can come to my house or anywhere you like. ???? Im always ready for fun and discreet sex with a young or older man. ???? I am Looking For some Real for Open minded relax sex.
#6 SHARON J. BENAVIDEZ: I HAVE A HOME BUT
Sharon writes: Hey, I am not happy enough at home . I have a home but alone 2 Night. I can host anyone come over and give u [censored]. Also love 96 and willing to drive.
#5 CAROLINE: I’M REALLY EXCITED TODAY
Caroline writes: I’m really excited today.
#4 JOCELYN: I LIKE SUCKING DUCK
Jocelyn writes:
I like sucking duck, do you have bigger duck.
lets make sucking duck and eating possy
#3 DIANA A. WALLACE: I-M FULL NA-CK-ED IN M-Y BED WITH YOU
Diana A. Wallace apparently wrote that she is full na-ck-ed in y-our bed with you.
#2 RUTH B. PLUNK: SEY SOME@THING SEXY WITH YOU
Ruth B. Plunk wrote to say that she wants to sey some@thing sexy with you.
#1 HEATHER G. HARRELL: DO YOU HAVE A PIRATE CAR
Heather wrote: DO YOU HAVE A PIRATE CAR are you ready to have fun with the new sexiest Older Mom in town that will give you unlimited fun I’m not a hawker, I don’t need money just need only satisfaction.
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