Are you finding the new week a total bummer? Having trouble motivating yourself to get out of bed, make breakfast, dress, shower, or go to a demeaning and unsatisfying shit job? Well buck up, friendo, because you probably didn’t know that today was Mummy Monday! Everyone today is just going to be lurching around LIKE A MUMMY.
MUMMY MONDAY MEANS EVERYONE IS INTERNET INDIANA JONES FOR A DAY
It probably had slipped your mind that today was the day when millions of people worldwide would set aside most of their day to look up and stare at images of long-dead Egyptians and fantasize about grave robbing and ancient spells and large palaces, and of course those really cool pyramids, and space creatures. It’s Mummy Monday!
MUMMY MONDAY IS ALSO FOR THE MUMMIES
Don’t forget your own Mummy, and all those Mummies dear to you! Reach out to a Mummy today to let them know how much you love them. And if you ARE a Mummy, well congratulations because it’s Mummy Monday!
IF YOU ARE A LITERAL MUMMY, NO CURSES BARRED
If you are in fact a mummified prince or majordomo, don’t let this world keep you down today. Rise from your gold-lined coffin, adjust your winding sheet, and get out there where the living are ripe for the cursing! Curse away, cuz today is Mummy Monday!
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