No seriously, of all the things you could have been, you decided to become a bus driver. How did that happen?
Did you go to school to become a bus driver, or did you just one day start driving a bus?
Why didn’t you become a lawyer or a doctor instead? Something must have made you decide to start driving buses. What was it?
Oh shoot, this is my stop. Bye.
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