Has the long workweek gotten you down? Are you not a huge fan of Fridays, or weekends? Has your partner left you and taken Mitzy the Chihuahua you both raised, running off to southern California with a police cadet named Mickey? Are you broke and homeless?
Well don’t let life get you down. Something tells me there is something you are forgetting — today is Fritters Friday, and here are our favorite fritters recipes to help cheer you up!
JUST FRICKIN FRITTERS
Just deep-fried dough with no sugar, salt, meat, or vegetable added. If you don’t count the hot oil, Just Frickin Fritters is literally a two-ingredient recipe! Add water to flour, form lumps of dough, and get frittering!
FRITTERS WITH CREAM AND BERRIES
Just like Just Frickin Fritters, except with pancake toppings. Turn your frowny face upside down, it’s Fritters Friday!
NOT QUITE FRITTERS
These are actually frozen waffles. Spread with your choice of butter or margarine, top with maple syrup or honey, close your eyes, and instant fritters!
See you again next Fritters Friday!
Photo by Max Griss on Unsplash
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