Sometimes it can be downright boring when you stop to think about how many famous celebrities, including movie stars, singers, dancers, athletes, barnstorming pilots, globetrotting chefs and royal pinups secretly fantasize about you bursting from a cake on their birthday yacht. Well yawn no longer, because here are 3 famous celebrities who have NEVER had that secret fantasy about you.
MAX VERSTAPPEN, FORMULA 1 DRIVER
Max ain’t got a thing for you, he loves cars, plain and simple. He is in fact wishing for a Red Bull Powertrains V6 turbocharged engine to burst from the frosting on his birthday yacht cake instead.
THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE
Kate already has the cherry on her cake, and it is Prince Willy.
Although the image of you bursting from a six-foot black cherry glitter cake with edible silver dust on his birthday yacht BEGAN to cross Gordon Ramsay’s mind in 2014, this is 2022 ladies and gentleman.
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