Yes, his name is Rhys, and in this neighborhood he walks tall and slays the ladies with just a look, but not everything is as it seems. You see, right now Rhys can’t find his other sock.
TGG: Well where did you last see your other sock?
RHYS: Would you shut up about the sock already? I don’t know where I left the mother F***ER.
TGG: Did you look under the bed?
RHYS: YES I LOOKED UNDER THE BED. I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
TGG: Did you-
But at this point the interview was terminated by Rhys, a man with only one sock.
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