THE CAT GAGS SLIGHTLY ON THE CHEERIOS BUT CONTINUES EATING
Go back to bed now and stay there.
THE CAT LOVES THE CHEERIOS. THESE ARE GREAT CHEERIOS!
Go back to bed and stay there.
THE CAT SNIFFS AT THE CHEERIOS AND REFUSES TO EAT THE CHEERIOS
Go to bed, pull the covers over your head, and stay there. Do not leave your bed today.
THE CAT EATS THE CHEERIOS AND THEN DIES
Yes they are trying to murder you. Bury the cat, then go to bed and stay there.
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