Apparently proving wrong the ancient maritime saying, ‘Time and tide wait for no man,’ Peoria riverboat captain Nohman Habib showed us a nifty newfangled apparatus that accurately predicts the notoriously shifty water levels on Lake Peoria.
‘Time and tide wait for Nohman Habib,’ he told The Gorko grimly. ‘For Nohman Habib, they wait.’
Foto de Ibrahim Boran en Unsplash
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