BREAKING NEWS!!!
Archeologists outside of Peoria have unearthed what appears to be an ancient cave painting of yo mama.
‘This is possibly the oldest yo mama joke in the world,’ declared the lead spademan Dr. Charlene Lapper, ‘and is authentically hilarious. When we realized what we were looking at we couldn’t help ourselves. We burst out laughing.’
Yo mama was informed of the discovery but declined to comment for this article.
Foto de Loren Cutler en Unsplash
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