We have been sitting here smelling that smell for a good fifteen minutes now. What is it?
HOT DOGS
Maybe someone is boiling a mess of hot dogs, like the neighbors?
FARTS
Come on, fess up, who was it.
SHEEP
Sheep smell a lot like this smell, I would imagine. Yes, it is probably sheep that we are smelling.
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