Hey you guys why is the pumpkin squeezer lying out on the table again? I have told you about this again and again, and then we had the dry walk-through as well.
Look little Joey if he gets his little hands on this thing in just going to go right after Muffin, and then Muffin is going to leave again, and this time MAYBE SHE WILL NOT COME BACK.
So careful PLEASE about the pumpkin squeezer.
Geesh.
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