Hey you guys why is the pumpkin squeezer lying out on the table again? I have told you about this again and again, and then we had the dry walk-through as well.
Look little Joey if he gets his little hands on this thing in just going to go right after Muffin, and then Muffin is going to leave again, and this time MAYBE SHE WILL NOT COME BACK.
So careful PLEASE about the pumpkin squeezer.
Geesh.
Photo by Andrik Langfield on Unsplash
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
Found Poetry: ‘Poet Interruptus’ by Uncle Toby
Callow to the utmost, maturely she sips her morning brew / With unknowingly meager nonplussed…
Last Day at the Juice-O-Rama by Alyssa Blankenship
Another head appearing at line’s oxymoronic end.
You Can Take Away These Five Monuments to Deer Point’s Greatness When You Can Pry Them From Our Cold Dead Hands by Nathan Ellis
Known as The Shoveler, Deer Point librarian and bird watching enthusiast Leah Plimpton terrorized Deer…
It Was Called ‘SmokeNet’ by Mohammad Asgari
Scientists Discover Native Americans Had Social Media Thousands of Years Before Facebook — It Was…
Cartoon No. 1
A one-panel cartoon
Faux Chairs by Ken Long
We watched them for a few minutes to see if they would leave, but they…
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
Found Poetry: ‘Poet Interruptus’ by Uncle Toby
Callow to the utmost, maturely she sips her morning brew / With unknowingly meager nonplussed…
Last Day at the Juice-O-Rama by Alyssa Blankenship
Another head appearing at line’s oxymoronic end.
You Can Take Away These Five Monuments to Deer Point’s Greatness When You Can Pry Them From Our Cold Dead Hands by Nathan Ellis
Known as The Shoveler, Deer Point librarian and bird watching enthusiast Leah Plimpton terrorized Deer…
It Was Called ‘SmokeNet’ by Mohammad Asgari
Scientists Discover Native Americans Had Social Media Thousands of Years Before Facebook — It Was…
Cartoon No. 1
A one-panel cartoon
Faux Chairs by Ken Long
We watched them for a few minutes to see if they would leave, but they…

Leave a Reply