Sure celebrities are great to look at, but what do they SMELL like? Here is The Gorko‘s insider take on probable odor profiles of 3 local celebrities.
VIGGO ROBBENSHOOD, ACTOR
The star of Watching Winston and sometime stunning stuntman Viggo Robbenshood has the look of a man who smells like donuts.
‘Indeed,’ agreed Nadira in the January 1st edition of her weekly newsletter The Nadira Nose, ‘Viggo is essentially a walking éclair.’
RILEY REAGAN, TV HOST
The model and host of television’s Bam Bam Bambi reportedly smells like roses, in AND out of the bathroom!
LIPS MULLIGAN, GANGLAND ENFORCER
Lips Mulligan, enforcer for the Peoria and Chicago area protection ring Cotha Dolthe, most likely smells like his favorite deli sandwich, a triple-stacked pastrami and onion bagette.
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