Are you about to jump into the wrestling ring after ripping your shirt off to reveal your massive waxed and oiled pecs and six-pack and slam Darren the Destroyer into the mat, a reply if you will to the provocative things he was saying about your mother and sisters on national television? Well slow down there Hercules, and consider just slipping the shirt off intact, to be donated to one of the following 3 charities!
MENS SHIRTS FOR YOUNG GIRLS LLC
This wonderful Peoria-based charity accepts X-large and XX-large sized men’s shirts to be used in quilts and Halloween costumes for their orphaned youngsters, but only accept intact articles.
RUPETA LIPPETA MAYIPPETA MAWUP
No idea what this is or how they use the discarded articles, but RUPETA LIPPETA MAYIPPETA MAWUP accepts intact, clean men’s shirts ‘for charitable causes’.
UNCLE TOBY 555-1234, 143 S. JOHNSON, PEORIA
Uncle Toby collects used wrestling attire and donates 25 cents of every dollar to Make A Kite Foundation, a wonderful local charity that helps local underprivileged inner-city youth make kites, and learn to fly them.
Consider donating your shirts to one or ALL of these amazing charities instead of ripping it from your chest like an animal.
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