You heard us the first time: do not get married to Don Markenbaldi.
As though it were not enough for the acclaimed literary critic and black widower Don Markenbaldi to marry to kill, he supposedly has added insult to injury by dressing all of his wives-to-be-murdered in the same bridal gown, a white lace bodice shortsleeved doomsday outfit that reportedly cost him only $389.99 in 1994.
‘One thing stands out to me particularly about this dress,’ said lead investigator Detective Lars Svenggols, ‘and that is that Don Markenbaldi definitely likes his ladies with 28-inch waists.’
Don’s Tinder account is don_likesem_young if any of you 28-waist readers would like to take a walk on the wild side.
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