What will you miss more after the nuclear apocalypse, coffee or Bollywood yeah thought so Bollywood always makes me cry on Friday nights too or whenever I need a good tearjerker.
What will you like more about the rapture, the fact that your neighbor Don Markenbaldi has left the earthly plane and your competence as associate professor of literature goes unquestioned, or that you can now use his barbecue and collection of classic records?
What will you miss more after the catastrophic worldwide flood, animals and trees or motorcycles?
Where will you choose to live after the true Third Reich takes power in Illinois, in Illinois or Peru?
What will you do after they ban sports in Peoria, take up knitting or start making craft necklaces and bracelets with teeth and plastic beads?
Who will you miss more after the fiery comet incinerates America, Sparky or Punkin?
Please forward your answers to the Committee Chairperson.
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