IF YOU HAD TO COULD YOU MAKE A PAPER AIRPLANE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS

If your life depended on it, how certain are you you could make a paper airplane in under 30 seconds? I am talking about a paper airplane that can stay airborn for at least 20 feet, not the other kind.

If you are unsure about your paper airplane-folding ability, do not waste another second: below is The Gorko guide to quick and dependable paper airplanes. After all, your life may depend on one someday.

THE DART

The dart is THE classic of classic paper airplanes. Easy to make, dependable for well over 30 feet of flight, and requiring only 7 folds, most darts can be created in less than 15 seconds.

TIE FIGHTER

A Tie Fighter or TIE/line starfighter, simply known as the TIE Fighter or T/F, was the standard Imperial starfighter used during the Galactic Civil War. That is right, this paper airplane is for BAD HOMBRES. You will want to practice folding this one more than a few times since it is a little bit tricky.

THE UFO

The UFO is actually just a wadded-up ball of paper. It flies fine.

Foto de Matt Ridley en Unsplash

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One response to “IF YOU HAD TO COULD YOU MAKE A PAPER AIRPLANE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS”

  1. Funny, funny article. I prefer UFOs myself.

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