HUA HUA HUA! NEW STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FLOWERS ARE CHINESE

A surprising new study by Huahua Laboratories in Beijing, People’s Republic of China, indicates that flowers are Chinese.

‘Yes, all flowers are Chinese,’ confirmed lead scientist Ai Fang over the telephone. ‘It seemed obvious so we did the research and, yep, the results were very conclusive.’

When asked what other things were Chinese, Dr. Fang rattled off a list that included rocks, trees, siphons, rubber boots, and butterflies.

‘Basically all things are Chinese,’ she shrugged. ‘Sorry.’

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