The new Thompson Bros. picture Elvis debuts later this month, starring none other than the legendary rock star Elvis Presley himself, weighing four hundred pounds and looking just terrible. The iconic rocker beat out several hopefuls for the role, including Austin Butler and of course Nicholas Cage.
‘Say whatever you want,’ Mr. Cage told The Gorko, ‘I mean have it your way, and I know he is The King, but to tell you the truth I was born to play Elvis.’
The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll himself was overhead saying just, ‘Yes ma’am extra mayo and pickles, uhyeah!’
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