You know the old adage: never bring your analysand to the beach. So why on earth did you decide to bring your psychoanalysis patient to Ocracoke Island? Everyone knows not to do this.
YOU ARE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH THEM
Maybe you are harboring secret romantic feelings for your analysand and were hoping that your current partner would just look the other way. Well look isn’t this awkward.
YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO THE BEACH
Taking sand to the mountains is perfectly fine. You must have thought you were taking your analysand to the mountains, not the beach.
THE ANALYSAND IS CURED!
You analysand is no longer an analysand, since you declared them cured of their morbid psychosis in March of this year. Let’s build a sand castle!
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