24 current and former employees of Peoria’s Mapleton Supplies Company celebrated a reunion in Chester Park earlier today to commemorate the tragic 2020 zoom meeting that cost them more than 6 consecutive hours of their lives.
‘It is all part of the process, hopefully, of helping each other deal with the grief, with the loss of those 6 hours,’ explained administrative assistant Charles Dubob, as he signed for the delivery of tables and chairs.
Another former employee, Jane Austin, said, ‘It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.’
We are not sure what the hell she was talking about. Her handlers took her away almost immediately.
Photo by Vadym Pastukh
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