We all know of some dead people, but how many dead people do you know of who were actually living breathing U.S. presidents? Here are 3 that you very likely already know of!
GEORGE WASHINGTON
George Washington was a U.S. president from 1789 to 1797.
THOMAS JEFFERSON
Thomas Jefferson was President of the United States of America from 1801 to 1809.
SYLVESTER AND THE DISQUOTAYS
Just kidding, Sylvester was a trans avante-garde disco singer-songwriter big in the 1970s, and unfortunately never a U.S. president.
WARREN G. HARDING
I’ll bet you thought I made this guy up, but he is 1) in fact dead and 2) served as a U.S. president from 1921 until they straight up bust a cap in his ass in 1923.
Oh no, actually this dead president died of acute intestinal complications (he was poisoned by his wife after she discovered evidence of his affair with a gal named Nan.)
Keep your eyes and ears open out there, folks: seems like almost ANYONE could turn out to be a dead U.S. president.
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