PUT UP OR SHUT UP: TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE GOOD ON YOUR PROMISE TO TAKE US ALL TO SALAMI QUEEN AND BUY US HOT DOGS

Yo it is put up or shut up time man. You said you would take us all to Salami Queen and buy us hot dogs, and that was two weeks ago. So when are you taking us to Salami Queen, dude?

We have heard all of your excuses and no sorry but we will not be put off. Tell us once and for all, when are you taking us to Salami Queen to buy us the hot dogs you promised?

Or was it never really your intention to take us to Salami Queen and buy us hot dogs? Were you only saying that expecting that we would forget about Salami Queen? Well here is some big fat frankfurting news for you, Frank, bubba, we did not forget, and we are just going to stand here and bully you until you make good on your promise.

Put up and shut up time, doc. That’s right, it is time for our Salami Queen dogs, and to go with them some nice tall Cokes.

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