IF THERE ARE NO PIMIENTAS IN MY OLIVES I AM GOING TO LOSE MY F*#!ING SHIT

I tell you again Brian, I am not joking nor is this a small matter to me, IF THERE ARE NO PIMIENTAS IN MY OLIVES I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT OKAY.

You know how much I love pimienta-stuffed olives, that there is no other kind of olive for me. Stuff. My. Olives. With. Pimientas or go home forever. Do not even talk to me.

That is all I have to say.

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