WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW MAY ALREADY BE ON YOUR DOORSTEP
HEEEEEEE-LLO lady admirers of Gorko chef Rambo Bolillo, and others! As you probably already know, our own Rambo makes perhaps the world’s most perfect, smoothest smoothie, using only a blender and strawberries, and he does it ON THE TV. But did you know that Rambo is also the world’s most perfect smoothie himself? That’s right! Rambo is smoother with the ladies than whipped topping, smoother than a baby’s bottom if that baby is a polished marble statuette, he is the king and queen of smooth.
Top Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo frequently sweeps ladies off their feet and into a cotton candy dreamland before they even realize that the chain is off the door!
Here are the testimonies from 3 lucky ladies who have been on the Bolillo Smoothie Express!
LUFFY FROM WEST PEORIA
Luffy says: ‘Rambo was a smoothie, all right. He was so smooth he forgot to pick up the check on his way out.’
CHEERIOS MCLEOD FROM EAST PEORIA
Cheerios reports: ‘Oh yeah now I remember that guy. He was kind of large I thought but then it turns out he was a chef, or so he claimed. I says to him, Buddy when are you going to cook for me if you such a big deal? Then you know what he did? He got mad, said he was going to make me something real special. It was a can of Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup on macaroni, that is what the big shot made me. Cheerios why you throwing me out? he says to me. He says, After I made my cream of mushroom smoothie delight feast? I tell him he is lucky he is getting his shorts back, and not to bother calling.’
LYCHEE DAVIS FROM PEORIA HEIGHTS
Lychee says: ‘He made me a smoothie once. It had chunks of pineapple in it because he didn’t blend it right, and then I found a long greasy hair inside the glass, and he tripped over the coffee table and broke half of the minis in my glass horse menagerie. That was not the smoothest date I have ever been on, no.’
What a smoothie! Our own Rambo Bolillo.
Photo by Mahdi Bafande on Unsplash
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