How long can you hold your breath underwater while wrestling a crocodile? My record is two minutes. I beat that crocodile at its own game, rolling the reptile over and over while repeatedly punching it in the snout until it was too dizzy to think, then just paddling back to the boat.
Trust me, everyone on the Enchanted Lagoon Tour went wild, and I got a free Gatorade from our tour guide Jorge.
Hey Jorge, what is YOUR record for holding your breath underwater while wrestling a crocodile? They tell me mine is two minutes three seconds, though it seemed like only about forty seconds at the time.
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