Just when you thought you had heard it all, the impossible happened: Peoria locals Judd and Susanne Walster, Fanny Paque, and her nephew Bronson were confirmed to have been seen at the southside Red Lobster this Monday, eating seafood, drinking nice beverages, and having an all-around good time.
How dare they.
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No. 49
SHE READ HIM LIKE AN OPEN BOOK
FORGET THE FALL by Antoine Bargel
To us, it is the Outsiders who seem, well, outsized.
MARS ROVER SPIES SHIMMERING NYMPHS, THUNDER DEITY BETWEEN CLOUDS OF COTTON CANDY AND LOLLIPOP ELVES
The presence of the nymphs apparently had been concealed by the clouds of pink-orange cotton…
Arthur by Bruce Gee
He walked like a sailor
come on to dry land
after months at sea
Brainstorm? More like brain Easter egg hunt
Chloroform? More like ether egg hunt
God’s Got a Good Backstroke by Nicholas Viglietti
I was barren, stopped carin’ and my tomorrows weren’t promised.
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