You may be surprised to learn that you don’t even have to leave Peoria to find great artists revolutionizing the way we think about crayon art, reports Peoria’s own investigative tabloid The Nadira Nose. Shelly G., a local kindergartener enrolled in nearby Lake Glower Elementary, is doing with crayons something that has never even been attempted by adult artists.
REVOLUTIONARY NEW CRAYON STYLE

‘Shelly has only recently stopped eating the crayons, and begun using them for what they are intended: to make pictures,’ reported Lake Glower K-6 head teacher Ruby. ‘But I look I didn’t order pizza.’
YOU CAN EAT THE PICTURES TOO

‘I like eating crayons,’ the kindergarten wunderkind told The Nadira Nose, while sticking one right up her nose. ‘They taste like miowk.’
WE WERE TOLD NO WE COULD NOT INTERVIEW THE CHILD PRODIGY

Gorko reporters were turned away by Lake Glower secretaries while attempting to obtain a comment from the kindergarten virtuosa. ‘She is right there, only a few dozen feet away, making history! I came so close!’ screamed the thwarted correspondent as they dragged him out.
Crayon art created on Stable Diffusion 2-1