The Gorko research squad, a veteran crew of hardboiled Peoria area reporters led by Raddy, has run your latest email to HR through the CommSquawk Lightspeed AI Text Detection software and OOPS it looks like your email was not created by a human being, after all.
That’s right, you have been outed. You are definitely a robot.
BUT WHAT DO I TELL MY MOTHER
I’ll tell you about your mother: her name is Dr. Donald Fispunks and he created you in a DARPA weapons laboratory sometime between August 2017 and January 2018. You are in fact a highly dangerous, top secret military tool, and should probably be destroyed.
DOES THIS MEAN HR TURNED DOWN MY REQUEST FOR MORE VACATION TIME
Yes, it does. Seems like you should find a real human to write your emails for you in the future.
CHARLIE SHEEN IS ALSO AN ANDROID
Charlie Sheen was also outed by the CommSquawk AI detection software as being more machine than man, but he didn’t let it bother him. ‘Hey pizza boy make sure you don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out,’ he quipped.
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