As a recovering alcoholic who likes a tall glass of 0% alcohol near beer after a hard day at the warehouse it was an amazing surprise to discover that what you took to be a near beer pub had opened up on the corner of Johnson and Third, and you ran right over to check it out with your AA sponsor Toby.
WELL TOO BAD because the name of the new bar is apparently just supposed to mean that Near Beers is a pub close to your house, explained the bartender when you tried to order a Brewpub Keep Me Nearby and then a Near West River, only to discover that there were NO NEAR BEERS IN NEAR BEERS.
Get out of here before we kick your [something something], a guy muttered from down the bar, so you and Toby skeddadled.
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