We have been so hot and bothered, lashing out verbally at anyone that gets in our way, that many readers have wondered what in carnation is riding up our asses today. So here are 3 things absolutely digging into our cracks and giving us the excuse we need to act like a surly toddler.
JAMMIES
That’s right, although we are lucky enough to be working from home, our jammies, which we wear at all times, keep absolutely riding up our asses. Piss off jammies.
GUNS
You guessed it, but were too polite to ask the question. Well here is your answer: yes these are guns in our pockets, and they sometimes ride up our asses by mistake due to our floppy jammy pockets.
FRUITCAKE
Oops we sat on the fruitcake again, and now it is riding up our asses. Jeepers creepers, fruitcake just getting all up in people’s cracks again.
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