‘I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT ASPIC WAS UNTIL A BLOB OF IT LANDED IN MY SOUP,’ CONFESSED DOLORES
Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo was once again forced to don his nice apron, make his way redfaced past the giggling waitstaff, and apologize to a local fine diner, after she was brutally splashed by a giant blob of aspic that landed in her chilled vichyssoise.
WHO THREW THE GIANT BLOB OF ASPIC
All members of wait and kitchen staff denied knowledge of the giant blob, saying that they were otherwise occupied when the gloopy sphere of meat jelly fell into the soup, apparently from another dimension.
‘I would swear it was Herbert, but he was busy with the asparagus at the time,’ claimed one server, 16-year-old Jenny Fenestrada. ‘It happened when everyone’s back was turned, like the sky opened up and pooped out the aspic.’
WAS THE MATRON OR ANY OF HER KIN SERIOUSLY HURT
Rumpled, splattered clothes and injured dignity aside, all of the diners at the Gorko House of Pancakes gratefully appeared to have come through the giant blob of aspic incident unharmed, although Chef Rambo himself did take a bit of an old-fashioned tongue lashing from the insulted lady, whose name begins with a D.
Of course profound apologies were extended, with obscene old-world scraping, and the meal was promptly comped by the management.
Come again soon! GHOP awaits you with fluffy pancakes, all-natural meat products, fresh juices, cold French soups, and of course gigantic flying blobs of aspic.
Image rendered on Stable Diffusion 2- 1
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
PICK A ROBOT TO LOVE YOU
‘NOT TIME FOR PANIC YET’ BUT SUPERMOON IS DEFINITELY GETTING BIGGER EVERY TIME
